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27/6/2005

Ruby is definately for nut-jobs

Filed under: Web Tools, ISP Management — Othello @ 7:00 pm

Ok, now if ever as a Host you needed a reason to be *very* afraid of the client-base, anyone who requests Ruby hosting is a definate run-for-cover situation…

Chapter Six of the new Guide To Ruby is online .. a few quotes and you’ll understand why I’m bricking up all the windows and praying for dawn to come once more to this endless night of support desk work …

Oblivious to their involvement in the expansive plan of The Originals, both the tall fox and the much shorter fox had wandered right into the red alert zone, the city Wixl. I desire a spatula to scoop them aside with, shuffle them off to the coast near the beach hatcheries, hide them in piles of fish eggs, hold down their pointy ears, concealing their luxurious hides. And above them I would stand, casting an unmoving shadow, holding my rifle aloof.

and on it goes … at Guide to Ruby

“Heyyyy, my JOB was to kill the drgn!!” screamed the wee rabbit, blinking his eyes and bouncing frantically from tree to tree to pond to pond. “His snout was a HUGE responsibility!! His smoky breath was mine to reckon with!! I spent fifty dollars on the cab JUST to get out there, which was another huge huge ordeal. You have nothing on me, not a single indictment, my whole HERONESS is absoflutely unimpeachable, my whole APPROACH is abassoonly unapricotable, just ask Lester.”

Now, is this written for sane individuals ? You be the judge ….

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