What have the Romans …
There appears to be a bit of a confusion in the Hosting world between eukhost, ukwebhosting, webhostinguk and more all getting each others support calls - you can read the 25+ page full story at the superb webhostchat.co.uk
However despite my all too real sadness about reading how badly the euk clients have been treated, I can’t get the oh-so-similar Life-of-Brian sketch out of my head, so reproduced it for all your benefits 
Brian Are you the Judean People’s Front?
Reg Fuck off.
Brian What?
Reg Judean People’s Front. We’re the People’s Front of Judea. Judean People’s front, caw.
Francis Wankers.
Brian Can I join your group?
Reg No. Piss off.
Brian I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PFJ Sssh. Ssssh, sssh, sssh, ssssh
Judith Are you sure?
Brian Oh. Dead sure… I hate the Romans already.
Reg Listen. If you really wanted to join the PFJ, you’d have to really hate the Romans.
Brian I do.
Reg Oh yeah? How much?
Brian A lot!
Reg Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People’s Front.
PFJ Yeah
Judith Splitters.
Francis And the Judean Popular Peoples Front.
PFJ Oh yeah. Splitters.
Loretta And the peoples Front of Judea.
PFJ Splitters.
Reg What?
Loretta The Peoples front of Judea. Splitters.
Reg We’re the Peoples front of Judea.
Loretta Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
Reg Peoples Front.
Francis Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
Reg He’s over there.
[A single old man sits on a lower seat.]
PFJ [To the old man.] SPLITTER!
