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1/10/2005

New service will *PAY* you to help bankrupt e-marketers …

Filed under: Internet, E-Commerce, General Procrastination — Othello @ 12:28 pm

Yes it’s true - you can finally earn some money for doing almost nothing and help good causes at the same time - a bit like the lottery without having to splash out £1 on a ticket …

Already successful with their Free Auction Service where scammers and spammers get to buy stuff of each other all day, now StormPay will actually pay you real spendable money to part brain-deads from their ca$h …

It’s all about StormCLIX the new idea from StormPay, who for those unaware, are an MLM/Scam friendly version of PayPal - one of a growing group of e-cash payment providers.

StormCLIX is a very basic paid-to-view ads service, but you can get the money for clicking ads straight to your Stormpay account, no 30 days wait, or “nothing until you get to $500″ scams usually associated with this kind of concept.

The links are worth from $5 down to 1c each, and a timer means you have to have the ad open in a bowser for a min of 20 secs to get paid. Commission can be withdrawn to your account once a day, so no waiting around to see if you’re really going to get paid or not.


Of course the only people that *really* believe that they are going to get business out of a million untargetted page-views, all done by people/bots who have no intention of *reading* the advert, just clicking on it are the same NumbNuts that think MLM products are good, that 87,000 people really will send them $10 through the post, that the Nigerian Oil Compny really does use a hotmail address and wants to trust them with 32 Billion Dolars etc etc etc

The great thing about this is that it doesn’t cost anything to join and you’re doing your bit to part MLM believers from their not-so-hard-earned, as well as getting paid to your StormPay account on the same day you click the links ! Win Win Win :)

If you don’t already have a StormPay.com account, click here to get one now …

The things being flogged off of StormCLIX and the Auctions are truly obscene - I dont mean filth, but genuinely awful junk

  • double your money in 10 days, just deposit 100$ and get $200 back in 10 days after you’re sad enough to sign up 4 more losers
  • repair your bad credit with our credit-frucker software which automatically updates your credit rating from “complete-no-hoper” to “richer-than-branson”
  • investment opportunity, only 48 hours left to get ripped big-time of your life savings
  • buy my 121 sh!tty ebooks I got on a cd from ebay for $1
  • genuine female 5′4″ natural blonde 36DD seeks geeks for rampant no strings kinky sex
  • and so on…

ok i admit, i made the last one up entirely - made you read it though :p

Do yourself a favour - earn a few pennies, Do the world a favour by bankrupting these morons … click here to start taking their money today

On *average* there are over 550 new “ad-campaigns” started per day, proving once and for all that there really is one born every 2.6 minutes.

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